HOUSE ARREST WILL NOT BE VALID!

SPECIAL NOTE!

Michael Vick will be awarded zero points for any dog fighting if said dog fighting is happening at Vick's home!

We will only be counting points performed on the field. This also means no outside points will be granted for any sexual partners who now suffer from STDs, vans that are performing illegal things registered to Mr. Vick or dog fighting happening not attributed to Mr. Vick.

Again, the only points awarded will be granted to Mr. Vick on the field.

Let's hope for some awesome third down conversions and some bloody dog fights on the field ladies and gentlemen!

New Player Added to Free Agents

We're pleased to announce that new player Ron Mexico is now able to be drafted!

We here at The Year of the Blog full heartedly recommend picking him up first thing!

For every visit to a clinic: +5 Points

For every individual genital herpe: +.1 Points

This is a must play. Better put him on special teams!

Special Scoring Rules

Like any other QB, Michael Vick will get the typical points for Passing, TDs, the whole caboodle. These special points will be awarded, though, for only Michael Vick:

Every Dog Fight Won: +3 Points

Every Dog Fight Lost: -2 Points

For every year in jail: +.2 Points

For every splash of paint covering him from a member of PETA: -1 Point

Rushing Yards: An additional +.3 advantage

If dog is rabid: -15 Points

It's going to be a gamble to play him... unless his dogs are looking good. So make sure to check out the dogs before starting this QB!

And he's back!

Michael Vick is officially back on the football scene, playing for the Philadelphia Eagles this week after spending some time in jail. Now we all know who the most excited people are about this... Fantasy Football players.

But something a bit special is going on with this player, because a person like Michael Vick doesn't follow normal rules. No. There are special fantasy football rules for this dog and pony show. We will now present them.